<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><!-- generator="WordPress/2.9.2" -->
<rss version="0.92">
<channel>
	<title>Obnoxious Clients&#187; Obnoxious Clients</title>
	<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com</link>
	<description>CLEARLY I&#039;M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:45:08 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss092</docs>
	<language>en</language>
	
	<item>
		<title>UPS hates developers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The (ridiculously complicated) process a developer must go through in order to obtain a UPS API key for a client. ]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/non-client-related-hate/ups-hates-developers/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Operation Gumblar Annihilation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THE OFFICIAL OPERATIONS ORDER FOR "GUMBLAR ANNIHILATION", BASED ON THE FORMAT USED BY THE U.S. MILITARY]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/non-client-related-hate/operation-gumblar-annihilation/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>So you want to sell your product online</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A recent example of the stupidity exhibited by a client in regards to 
their e-commerce site.]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/emails-to-clients/so-you-want-to-sell-your-product-online/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Bite Me RescueTime</title>
		<description><![CDATA[JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/non-client-related-hate/bite-me-rescuetime/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poem (Procrastination in Rhyme)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHEN ALL OTHER ATTEMPTS AT PROCRASTINATION FAIL, I TURN TO RHYME]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/sometimes-i-crack-myself-up/procrastination-in-rhyme/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poem (A Feeling of Malaise)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DRUGS? ALCOHOL? PSHAW! WHEN LIFE GETS ME DOWN, I TURN TO RHYME]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/sometimes-i-crack-myself-up/poem-a-feeling-of-malaise/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poem (Work? Me? Ha!)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHEN THE INTERNET PROVES TO BE TOO DISTRACTING, I TURN TO RHYME]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/sometimes-i-crack-myself-up/poem-work-me-ha/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poem (X-Rated)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHEN I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, I TURN TO RHYME]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/sometimes-i-crack-myself-up/poem-x-rated/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poem (IE Sucks)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHEN INTERNET EXPLORER PISSES ME OFF, I TURN TO RHYME]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/sometimes-i-crack-myself-up/poem-ie-sucks/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poem (Computers Byte) </title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHEN I'M ABOUT TO ATTACK INANIMATE OBJECTS, I TURN TO RHYME]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/sometimes-i-crack-myself-up/poem-computers-byte/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poem (Sentenced to Hell)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WHEN HEAVEN REJECTS ME, I TURN TO RHYME]]></description>
		<link>http://obnoxiousclients.com/sometimes-i-crack-myself-up/poem-sentenced-to-hell/</link>
			</item>
</channel>
</rss>
