Obnoxious Clients

Poem (Sentenced to Hell)

i woke up this morning
i rolled out of bed
and stepped on my poor
little kitty cats head
she screeched and she scratched
her claws did protract
she knocked me right over
and began to attack
her beloved owner
the hand that does feed
with each passing swipe
i began to bleed
until all the life seemed to drain from my being
dancing white angels i began seeing
yet as i came closer they shook their heads no
my ascent into heaven began to slow
one angel approached and began to speak
his eyes were quite sad and his tone was quite bleak
as he recited the rules to get through pearly gates
he informed me that i did not have what it takes
and then with a flash and a devilish smirk
he sent me to hell, aka work