Poem (Procrastination in Rhyme)

WHEN ALL OTHER ATTEMPTS AT PROCRASTINATION FAIL, I TURN TO RHYME

here i am
i am at work
and i don’t know why
since all i do
is sit and view
an unending supply
of random wacky
web pages
true work i do evade
i sit and wait
til it’s too late
i’m shocked i still get paid